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PasifFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasifNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasifTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasifJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasifCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasifHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasifDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasifPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasifNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasifBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasifNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasifSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasifSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasifRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasifBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasifSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasifSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasifNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasifShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasifNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasifSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasifTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasifClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasifHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasifChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasifCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasifTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasifInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PasifGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasifGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasifSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasifSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasifSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasifEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EtkiReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EtkiDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EtkiNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EtkiA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EtkiYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EtkiRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EtkiRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EtkiDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EtkiA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EtkiAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EtkiEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EtkiAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

Etki+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EtkiLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EtkiBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EtkiYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PasifHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PasifNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PasifVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasifMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasifBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PasifGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PasifDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PasifDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasifJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasifWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PasifMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PasifHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PasifFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PasifCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PasifGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PasifBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasifFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PasifTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EtkiPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EtkiReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EtkiA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EtkiDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EtkiDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EtkiOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EtkiSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EtkiA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

PasifEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PasifPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PasifHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PasifLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PasifBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PasifThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PasifCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PasifOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PasifWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

EtkiYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EtkiRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PasifWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PasifAll Aboard. All your units attack. The train still isn't leaving.

PasifThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PasifCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PasifHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PasifTentacles. Attacks three cards for 10 ATK. He's got arms to spare.

PasifGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

EtkiWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

BonusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.