Coleção de Jizzi

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

Efeito+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfeitoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfeitoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfeitoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfeitoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfeitoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BônusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

PassivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassivaPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassivaLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassivaThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassivaOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PassivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

EfeitoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfeitoRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BônusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BônusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BônusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BônusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PassivaWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PassivaAll Aboard. All your units attack. The train still isn't leaving.

PassivaThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PassivaCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PassivaHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PassivaTentacles. Attacks three cards for 10 ATK. He's got arms to spare.

PassivaGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

EfeitoWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

BônusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.