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PasifFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasifNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasifTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasifJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasifSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasifCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasifThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasifMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasifHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasifHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasifDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasifPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasifNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasifBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasifNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasifPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasifTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasifSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasifSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasifRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasifWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasifBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasifSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasifSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasifSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasifNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasifShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasifRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PasifBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasifNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasifSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasifTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasifClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasifHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasifChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasifBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasifCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasifTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasifInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PasifKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasifSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PasifGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasifGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasifCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasifSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasifSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasifWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasifSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasifEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PasifSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EtkiReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EtkiDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EtkiNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Etki+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EtkiYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EtkiA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EtkiYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EtkiRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EtkiRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EtkiDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EtkiA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EtkiAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Etki+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EtkiAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EtkiEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EtkiAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EtkiDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Etki+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EtkiLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EtkiBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EtkiEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EtkiYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Etki−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EtkiRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EtkiCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PasifMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Pasif21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PasifHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PasifNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PasifSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PasifPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PasifVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasifMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasifBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PasifClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PasifLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PasifBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PasifGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PasifDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PasifCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PasifBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PasifDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasifJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasifWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PasifMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PasifMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PasifHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PasifHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PasifFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PasifCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PasifGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PasifEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PasifBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasifFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PasifQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PasifIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PasifTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EtkiPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Etki+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EtkiReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EtkiA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EtkiIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EtkiDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EtkiDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EtkiThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EtkiAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EtkiOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EtkiDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EtkiYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EtkiSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EtkiA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

BonusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PasifLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PasifEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PasifPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PasifHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PasifEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PasifWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.

PasifCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PasifBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PasifCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PasifCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.