Colección de DonsDesDieux

PasivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PasivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PasivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfectoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfectoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efecto+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfectoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfectoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efecto+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfectoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efecto+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfectoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EfectoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonoSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonoStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonoHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonoMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonoLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonox2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonoDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonoThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PasivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Pasiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PasivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PasivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PasivaSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PasivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PasivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PasivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PasivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PasivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PasivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PasivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PasivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PasivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PasivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PasivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PasivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PasivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PasivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PasivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PasivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PasivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PasivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PasivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PasivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PasivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PasivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfectoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Efecto+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfectoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfectoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfectoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfectoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfectoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfectoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfectoAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EfectoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfectoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EfectoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfectoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfectoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonoBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonoRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonoSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonoExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonoSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonoCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonoGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonoGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonoTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonoScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonoFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

BonoRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PasivaLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PasivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PasivaPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PasivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PasivaEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PasivaWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.

PasivaCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PasivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PasivaCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PasivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.