Coleção de pwnizuka

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BônusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PassivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

EfeitoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EfeitoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfeitoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfeitoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfeitoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

PassivaCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassivaUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

Passiva8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EfeitoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

BônusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PassivaWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PassivaStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EfeitoWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.