Colección de pwnizuka

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

BonoSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonoIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

PasivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PasivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PasivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PasivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PasivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PasivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

EfectoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EfectoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfectoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfectoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfectoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

BonoExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonoSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

PasivaCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PasivaUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PasivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PasivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PasivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

Pasiva8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EfectoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

BonoPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PasivaWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PasivaStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EfectoWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.