Coleção de SassaGwd

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EfeitoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BônusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BônusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

Passiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassivaSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

Efeito+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfeitoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfeitoAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EfeitoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfeitoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfeitoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BônusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BônusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BônusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

PassivaLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassivaEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassivaThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassivaUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassivaSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

Passiva8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EfeitoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfeitoPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EfeitoA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

BônusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BônusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BônusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BônusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

BônusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PassivaBest Friend. Attacks target him first. Gives you his paw, never the payout.

PassivaTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassivaThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PassivaCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PassivaRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.

PassivaStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EfeitoWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

EfeitoYour night cards get +10 ATK and +10 DEF. Someone switched off the sun.

EfeitoShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.

BônusCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.

BônusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.