SassaGwd's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

PassiveLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassiveEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassiveThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassiveGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassiveSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

Passive8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EffectA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

BonusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PassiveBest Friend. Attacks target him first. Gives you his paw, never the payout.

PassiveTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassiveThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PassiveCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PassiveRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.

PassiveStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EffectWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

EffectYour night cards get +10 ATK and +10 DEF. Someone switched off the sun.

EffectShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.

BonusCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.

BonusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.