Coleção de Kayro187

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efeito+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfeitoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Efeito+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfeitoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfeitoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

BônusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BônusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BônusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PassivaLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassivaCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassivaUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassivaSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

PassivaFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EfeitoYour cards attack with +5 ATK. 117,649 ways to lose.

EfeitoPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EfeitoA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

EfeitoRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EfeitoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EfeitoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BônusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BônusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BônusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BônusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PassivaUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.

PassivaMadness. An enemy card attacks its own side. He's very calm. That's the scary part.

PassivaTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassivaThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PassivaGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

PassivaStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EfeitoWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

BônusDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.

BônusGrows. +2 ATK per turn, no limit. Always hits someone else.