Kayro187's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassiveMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PassiveLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassiveGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassiveSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

PassiveFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EffectYour cards attack with +5 ATK. 117,649 ways to lose.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EffectA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EffectEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PassiveUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.

PassiveMadness. An enemy card attacks its own side. He's very calm. That's the scary part.

PassiveTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassiveThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PassiveGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

PassiveStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EffectWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

BonusDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.

BonusGrows. +2 ATK per turn, no limit. Always hits someone else.