Coleção de Jarod

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BônusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

PassivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

Efeito+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfeitoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfeitoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfeitoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EfeitoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfeitoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfeitoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BônusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BônusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BônusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassivaLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassivaOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PassivaCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassivaFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EfeitoRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

BônusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

BônusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

BônusCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.