Colección de Jarod

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EfectoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfectoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efecto+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfectoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonoStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

PasivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PasivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PasivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PasivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PasivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PasivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PasivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PasivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PasivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PasivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PasivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PasivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PasivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

Efecto+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfectoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfectoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfectoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfectoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfectoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EfectoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfectoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfectoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonoRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonoExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonoGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonoTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonoScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PasivaLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PasivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PasivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PasivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PasivaOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PasivaCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PasivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PasivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PasivaFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EfectoRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

BonoGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

BonoPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

BonoCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.