Colección de UchiwaSasuke

PasivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PasivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfectoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonoSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonoMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PasivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

PasivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PasivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PasivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PasivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PasivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PasivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PasivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EfectoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfectoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfectoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfectoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonoBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonoSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonoGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

PasivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PasivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

BonoVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonoCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.