UchiwaSasuke's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassiveMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

PassiveEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

BonusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonusCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.