Colección de Jizzi

PasivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PasivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EfectoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfectoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfectoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfectoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfectoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

Efecto+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

BonoSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonoLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonox2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonoDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonoThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PasivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PasivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PasivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PasivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PasivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PasivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PasivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PasivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PasivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PasivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PasivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PasivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PasivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfectoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EfectoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfectoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfectoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfectoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfectoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfectoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfectoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonoRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonoExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonoGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

PasivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PasivaPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PasivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PasivaLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PasivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PasivaThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PasivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PasivaOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PasivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

EfectoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfectoRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonoSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonoMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonoVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonoGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PasivaWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PasivaAll Aboard. All your units attack. The train still isn't leaving.

PasivaThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PasivaCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PasivaHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PasivaTentacles. Attacks three cards for 10 ATK. He's got arms to spare.

PasivaGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

EfectoWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

BonoObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.