Jizzi

PasivaWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PasivaAll Aboard. All your units attack. The train still isn't leaving.

PasivaThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PasivaCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PasivaHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.