Colección de Jizzi

PasivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PasivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PasivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PasivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PasivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PasivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PasivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PasivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PasivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PasivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PasivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PasivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PasivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfectoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EfectoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfectoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfectoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfectoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfectoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfectoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfectoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonoRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonoExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonoGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.