Le_E's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PassiveGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EffectEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

PassiveEternal Night. +10 ATK to your night units. Sleeps in a velvet coffin.

PassiveThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

BonusCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.