Le_E's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveEternal Night. +10 ATK to your night units. Sleeps in a velvet coffin.