Gripsouu's collection

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.