Gripsouu's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassiveEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PassiveEternal Night. +10 ATK to your night units. Sleeps in a velvet coffin.

PassiveTentacles. Attacks three cards for 10 ATK. He's got arms to spare.

PassiveLabyrinth. +15 ATK on the first turn. Never finds the exit.

PassiveGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.