Falafuf's collection

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.