Falafuf's collection

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

PassiveWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PassiveCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

BonusDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.