PaellaEnjoyer

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

PasifTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasifJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasifCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasifSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasifBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.