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PasifWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PasifEternal Night. +10 ATK to your night units. Sleeps in a velvet coffin.

PasifTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PasifAll Aboard. All your units attack. The train still isn't leaving.

PasifCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.