Coleção de yksw

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efeito+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

EfeitoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Efeito+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfeitoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfeitoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfeitoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

BônusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BônusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BônusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BônusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BônusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassivaEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassivaThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassivaOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PassivaRoyal Birdie. Attacks twice. Crown is from the cash shop.

PassivaUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassivaCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassivaFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EfeitoYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EfeitoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfeitoYour cards attack with +5 ATK. 117,649 ways to lose.

EfeitoRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BônusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BônusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

PassivaUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.

PassivaAbduction. Removes an enemy common unit. Returns the cows on Monday.

BônusDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.