Coleção de monsterL

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfeitoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Efeito+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfeitoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfeitoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BônusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

PassivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassivaPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassivaGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

PassivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassivaMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

EfeitoYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EfeitoRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

BônusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

PassivaUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.

PassivaWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PassivaTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassivaGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

EfeitoShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.

BônusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.