Coleção de Shalamow

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efeito+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EfeitoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfeitoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfeitoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfeitoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfeitoAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EfeitoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfeitoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EfeitoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfeitoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BônusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BônusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BônusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BônusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BônusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BônusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassivaPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassivaEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassivaRoyal Birdie. Attacks twice. Crown is from the cash shop.

PassivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassivaUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassivaMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassivaCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

Passiva8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

PassivaFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EfeitoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EfeitoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BônusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BônusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BônusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BônusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BônusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

PassivaAll Aboard. All your units attack. The train still isn't leaving.

PassivaCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PassivaGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

BônusGrows. +2 ATK per turn, no limit. Always hits someone else.