Coleção de Nassim3142

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EfeitoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BônusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivaSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PassivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfeitoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfeitoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

BônusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BônusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BônusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BônusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassivaLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassivaRoyal Birdie. Attacks twice. Crown is from the cash shop.

PassivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassivaSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

PassivaTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

Passiva8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EfeitoYour cards attack with +5 ATK. 117,649 ways to lose.

EfeitoRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EfeitoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

EfeitoRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BônusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PassivaWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PassivaGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.