Coleção de N4n033

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efeito+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EfeitoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PassivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

Efeito+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfeitoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfeitoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfeitoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfeitoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfeitoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EfeitoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfeitoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfeitoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BônusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BônusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BônusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BônusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassivaLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassivaCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassivaRoyal Birdie. Attacks twice. Crown is from the cash shop.

PassivaGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

PassivaFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EfeitoYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EfeitoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfeitoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EfeitoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BônusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BônusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BônusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PassivaBest Friend. Attacks target him first. Gives you his paw, never the payout.

PassivaUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.

PassivaEternal Night. +10 ATK to your night units. Sleeps in a velvet coffin.

PassivaTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassivaGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

EfeitoA card's ATK is doubled. The x100 landed on a $0.00 spin.

EfeitoYour night cards get +10 ATK and +10 DEF. Someone switched off the sun.

BônusDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.