Coleção de Jarod

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BônusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.