Coleção de Iss07

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfeitoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfeitoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EfeitoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BônusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BônusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BônusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PassivaPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassivaCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassivaCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassivaHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassivaGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

EfeitoPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EfeitoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

EfeitoRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BônusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BônusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

EfeitoA card's ATK is doubled. The x100 landed on a $0.00 spin.