Coleção de Iss07

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.