Coleção de Fredpeche

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

Efeito+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BônusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PassivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

Efeito+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfeitoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfeitoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfeitoAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EfeitoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfeitoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfeitoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BônusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BônusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BônusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BônusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BônusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

BônusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassivaEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassivaWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.

PassivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassivaThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassivaSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

Passiva8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EfeitoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfeitoPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EfeitoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EfeitoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

EfeitoRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BônusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BônusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BônusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BônusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

BônusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PassivaUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.

PassivaMadness. An enemy card attacks its own side. He's very calm. That's the scary part.

PassivaEternal Night. +10 ATK to your night units. Sleeps in a velvet coffin.

PassivaHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PassivaRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.

PassivaGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

EfeitoWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

BônusCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.

BônusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.