Coleção de DonsDesDieux

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efeito+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BônusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivaSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PassivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfeitoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Efeito+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfeitoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfeitoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfeitoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfeitoAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EfeitoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfeitoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EfeitoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfeitoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfeitoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BônusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BônusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BônusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BônusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BônusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BônusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BônusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BônusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BônusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

BônusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassivaLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassivaCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassivaCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassivaHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassivaOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PassivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassivaUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassivaGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

PassivaMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassivaCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.