Coleção de DonsDesDieux

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efeito+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efeito+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BônusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.