Coleção de Benoitrdz

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfeitoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efeito+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BônusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BônusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bônusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BônusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivaSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassivaFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

Efeito+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfeitoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfeitoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfeitoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfeitoAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EfeitoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EfeitoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfeitoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfeitoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BônusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BônusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BônusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BônusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BônusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BônusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BônusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BônusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassivaLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassivaPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassivaCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassivaHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassivaTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

EfeitoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfeitoA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

BônusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PassivaWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PassivaRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.

PassivaAbduction. Removes an enemy common unit. Returns the cows on Monday.

BônusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.