yogeez's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassiveSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PassiveRoyal Birdie. Attacks twice. Crown is from the cash shop.

PassiveUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassiveTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BonusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

BonusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PassiveCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PassiveLabyrinth. +15 ATK on the first turn. Never finds the exit.

PassiveGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

PassiveGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

PassiveStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EffectShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.

BonusDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.

BonusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.