Tidane's collection

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassiveMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassiveFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

PassiveGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.