Migz69's collection

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PassiveCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveRoyal Birdie. Attacks twice. Crown is from the cash shop.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassiveTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

PassiveFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EffectYour cards attack with +5 ATK. 117,649 ways to lose.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

PassiveUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.

EffectShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.