Lartiste1o's collection

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassiveSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

BonusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassiveWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

PassiveCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PassiveAbduction. Removes an enemy common unit. Returns the cows on Monday.