Jeaazh's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

PassiveCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassiveUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassiveMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

BonusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

PassiveLabyrinth. +15 ATK on the first turn. Never finds the exit.