Chakou's collection

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.