Ced62line's collection

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

Passive8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

PassiveLabyrinth. +15 ATK on the first turn. Never finds the exit.