Ced62line's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

Passive8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

PassiveLabyrinth. +15 ATK on the first turn. Never finds the exit.