Bleubleu's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassiveMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassiveCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectYour cards attack with +5 ATK. 117,649 ways to lose.

BonusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

PassiveGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

PassiveStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EffectYour night cards get +10 ATK and +10 DEF. Someone switched off the sun.