Bipo's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassiveMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

PassiveLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassiveEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassiveLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassiveThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassiveUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassiveMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassiveCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassiveSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

PassiveTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EffectEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

BonusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PassiveWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PassiveAll Aboard. All your units attack. The train still isn't leaving.

PassiveAbduction. Removes an enemy common unit. Returns the cows on Monday.