Benoitrdz's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassiveLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassiveEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassivePlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassiveCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

BonusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PassiveWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PassiveRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.

PassiveAbduction. Removes an enemy common unit. Returns the cows on Monday.

BonusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.