Alterisk255's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

PassiveFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

PassiveTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassiveCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PassiveGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.