Colección de yogeez

PasivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PasivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfectoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efecto+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfectoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efecto+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfectoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efecto+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonoStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonoNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonox2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonoThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

Pasiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PasivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PasivaSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PasivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PasivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PasivaBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PasivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PasivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PasivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PasivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PasivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PasivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PasivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PasivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PasivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfectoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EfectoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfectoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfectoAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EfectoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfectoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

BonoBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonoSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonoExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonoSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonoCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonoGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonoScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonoRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PasivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PasivaCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PasivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PasivaThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PasivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PasivaOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PasivaRoyal Birdie. Attacks twice. Crown is from the cash shop.

PasivaUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PasivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PasivaCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PasivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PasivaTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

EfectoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfectoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EfectoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BonoHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BonoSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonoBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BonoSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonoGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

BonoGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

BonoPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PasivaCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PasivaLabyrinth. +15 ATK on the first turn. Never finds the exit.

PasivaGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

PasivaGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

PasivaStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EfectoShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.

BonoDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.

BonoObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.